Friday, October 20, 2006

Five Year Old Declared "Morbid"

Animal Rights Activists are in an uproar after a five year old girl killed a helpless lady bug. Magdalena Benton recently found the bug crawling near her she picked it up and said, "You'll never see your mommy again" as she gave a final death pinch.
When questioned Benton only laugh's hysterically. Observers of the incident are wondering of the child's sanity and saftey around other children her age.
Reporter: L.B.

2 comments:

Daniel Foucachon said...

LOL!!

Red Green said...

Methinks she is on the correct path......

I gotta go, Carlo